midnight goblin

A person who often wake up in the middle of the night, horny and with a goblin like energy, starts having sex with their partner.
1) Dude! She started blowing you in your sleep?
2) Yeah she's my midnight goblin, gobbling on my d**k
by MoonshinerPhil September 17, 2023
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[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl
brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him
by Mark Rice jr. January 09, 2009
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 17, 2022
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hoe goblin

a incredibly short person who eats all of the worlds hoes and saves none for the rest of us losers
ur mama is the biggest hoe goblin in the town
by trlyhis July 17, 2023
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Hoe Goblin

a incredibly short person who steals the worlds supply of hoes and leaves none for the rest of us
ur mother is the biggest hoe goblin this town has ever seen
by trlyhis July 17, 2023
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sausage goblin

wow did you see paul and josh last night? what a couple of sausage goblins
by meggly October 28, 2021
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goblin knocker

A goblin who knocks on the door looking for treats on Halloween if you don't have candy you're in for a very bad trick!
Hey Jared?
Jared:what's up?
Did you save some candy for the goblin knocker?
by Randomhungryrat May 15, 2024
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