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The German Suplex Maneuver

A masturbation method that involves bending your whole body in an arch to show that your genitals have maximum superiority than any other organ of your body. Then when you're about to climax, jump straight up and yell out "BLITZKRIEEEEEG" To show the world your German Justice.
"Totally used the German Suplex Maneuver on my girl last night, She was so insane when I spewed my German Justice"
by Blitzkrieeeg March 14, 2016
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Gemma

Gemma is an amazing person and anyone would be privileged to be around her. She can be really fierce, but has a kind heart. She's quick with a joke and is usually an awesome runner. She's good with the guys but hates it when they're too upfront. She's great company and you'd be crazy to not be friends with a girl like Gemma. She's down for anything as well. She's probably very good at drama/theater as well. She hides her emotions well, she doesn't cry much either. She might have it hard at home, but she doesn't like to talk about the full extent of it. She's smart, funny, she's a keeper!
Person 1: That girl over there looks like a Gemma.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: She's yelling at the shop keeper because they charge so much... who else would do that?
Person 2: Oh true
by OOOOOOHSHEFINE July 14, 2020
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meeting gemma

the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a wank without actually saying the words "masturbate furiously"
Liam: Alrite crew, Im going meeting gemma
Rory: Sure u are Liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
Liam: (Storms off and mentions something about candy asses)
Lads: He's gone wanking like peter on the dole

---a few moments later in a toilet cubicle---
Liam: fap fap fap
by shlonginator October 14, 2007
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German Virgin

In Texas holdem, when a player is dealt pocket nines, he is said to be holding a german virgin.
Guy: Hey you dumb kraut, lets have sex.
German Virgin: NEIN, NEIN!!!
by Mike January 24, 2005
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german penis-pump

when performing anal or vaginal sex, the receiver farts or queefs thus creating a penis-pump-like action
This morning i was analing Gretchen and she gave me the german penis-pump.
by Tylercer13 December 21, 2006
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German Shammies

When 2 men grab each other's foreskins and pull until the other gives up. Generally because of the pain! Like a game of peanuts.
"Hey Aiden, Want A Game Of German Shammies?"
"No Not Today Man, My Cock Hurts Too Much!"
by Cullen_34 February 20, 2009
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german piston

the femal version of a dutch ruuder
"gosh, joe gave me a great german piston last night"
by lars fredricksen January 9, 2009
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