Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014

Bum Gardner

A noun: when chia pet soil is used for lubrication during sex. specifically in the anus.

"Oh dude this one girl im with is totally into getting a Bum Gardner its insane"

by iminapillowcase August 17, 2006

Gardnered

To be minding one's own business and then find one's self hit in the head (usually with a soft projectile).

I was intently trying to finish my work when, out of nowhere, I was Gardnered with a beachball.

by FRS December 9, 2008

gardacked

being attacked by garden gnomes

i went over dave mccombs house and i was gardacked!!!

by nikaroo90 March 27, 2007

garden-stated

To return to your home town for a small amount of time and then fall in love while your there.

Jason: How was Kansas City?
Brian: It was great! I was garden-stated by this hippie chick at this jazz club.

by ShawnL June 11, 2007

Garden of Life

Garden of life, a place to curl up to. a place of song and beautiuful instrumentals. Wonderful musicians that give roots to this music. Friendships, love, life, loss, and dreams. Life's journey of one individual shared with song, her garden. Love and song from Jeanne Rose to you. A dream found, a dream shared...

Garden of Life is but a dream, let it be your gift to help you create your own dream...

by gardenoflife February 5, 2010

GameDick

Someone who plays video games almost daily.

Lost in online video game world.
A person who seams, argues, cuss, and at times may throw game controller during online gaming
Someone who is addicted to video games such as PS3 and Xbox360

GameDick: Omg are you serious!? Dude I shot him and didn't get a hit marker and he shoots at me one time and I'm dead!! This is some bullshit!
GameDicks Friend: its just a game
GameDick: No fuck that corner camping son of a bitch!

by Batch January 10, 2013