land guy

A man who doesn't wear shorts; doesn't like water; skin is pale AF; permanent farmer's tan.

That dude is a land guy. He is sitting by the pool in his levi's in the Keys.

by Mucho Botonoligist March 19, 2021

Yeah Guy

Yeah Guys are the roid munching body builders at the gym, who usually have large tattoos and wear loose singlets, and call out "YEEAHHH!!!" after doing a set of heavy weights.

Yeah guy: (after a set of 20 pullups with additonal weights added); "YEEEEEEEEAHHH, im so awesome!!!"

by jsmitty50 February 22, 2011

guido and the guy

In the middle of an anal spit roast, both men not only switch positions but also turn around and assume doggy position. So that the female is now sucking one guy from the back (we call that talking shit) and the other guy is in her ass (we call that shit talking). When both men are ready to cum, they pull out, turn around and hold hands, arms up. Fingers interlocked like trusses on a bridge, while the female then performs a Michigan Row Boat.

We let a chick talk me and my bro in to a Guido and the Guy. And you know what? We're better for it.

by IpNyurButt December 19, 2020

through a guy

A description of something so dirty or messed up it looks like it has literally been through some guy.

"Wow, check out that guy's scabby dog"
"Christ. It looks like it's been through a guy!"
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"Look at that filthy longboard. It looks like it's been through a guy!"

by justsomefuckingguy June 26, 2015

Guy Barbancourt

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Guy Barbancourt is the Darkest man on the planet.

by rynonymous8233 August 4, 2020

pretty guy

An absolutely amazing looking guy who is stunning in every way

Holy shit he is such a pretty guy

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Pok guy

-Cantonese swear. Also known as pok gai/poke guy etc. In Chinese, it is written as "仆街"

-Equivalent to "asshole/dick" or "Go die/ Go to hell/Damn it"in English.

-Could be a noun to call someone you don't like, a phrase to describe a bad situation, or something you shout out loud simply to express anger.

-Cantonese is very forgiving in grammar, especially when it comes to profanity, so just use them any way you want.

Fun fact:
As "pok" means fall, and "guy" means street/ground. So the literal meaning of pok guy is to fall down to the ground/ had a bad fall.

1.Tom didn't pay me back.He is a real pok guy!!!!!!

2.* Defeated in game
Me: Pok guy!!!!!! I lost again. I hope those pok guy teammates could be a bit smarter.

by penis baby 👶 🍼 has November 15, 2020