uncle grandpa

the type of guy who says good morning all day long.

person: “good morning!”

other person: “wow, he must be an uncle grandpa.”

by kanyesbutthole October 15, 2019

texas grandparent

Someone who is expendable in a crisis, who can be sacrificed for the greater good. Based on the request from Texas Republicans to let old people die, during the 2020 COVID-19 crisis, so young people can go back to work.

“If we have an apocalypse, I’m throwing you to the zombies like a Texas grandparent.”

by giraffe-o March 25, 2020

Ur great grandad faggot

Your grandad faggot is the worst insult ever to exist after your granny trannny. Every time it is used the sea rises by 3000m and 100,000 people die

Jim: ur mom gay ur dad lesbian and your granny tranny

Joe: it didn’t have to come to this

Jim: no please

Joe: ur great grandad faggot

Jim implodes, the sea rises over Venice and Jim’s family dies of Ebola

by Skunk slit slut 567 March 14, 2018

grandaddy purp

Highly potent marijuana with purple hairs. It is also quite expensive but provides you with an excellent high.

Man, I just smoked a pound o' dat grandaddy purp, it was some of da best shit I ever smoked.

by budsmoka4lyfe December 9, 2007

gandmara

Liternal meaning: Whose ass has been fucked. A slang used to insult an individual.

Woh Gandmara kya kam karega!!!

by Chodu September 18, 2003

grandmas toenails

When you are smoking the reefer and ash blows into your mouth, that ash is known as grandmas toenails

That bowl is cached man, if you hit it you'll get grandmas toenails!!!

by Nicky Fitz September 18, 2008

Grandpa's Elbow

referring to the fact that old geezers elbows look like the ball sack. also known as saggy old man syndrome.

"she sucked on my grandpa's elbow!"
"i got more hair on my grandpa's elbow than you got on your head baldy!"
"suck on this grandpa's elbow you son of a bitch!"

by Angz September 23, 2007