fuck me!

A comment made when something is cool or astounding.

"Fuck me! You've got cherry pie?"

by GirlSkater March 27, 2004

fuck me red

A color of red, usually describing nail polish, that is meant to look sexy and attractive.

Do you see the girl with the Fuck Me Red nail polish?

by psedge February 27, 2008

Google Fucked

When the directions you've downloaded from Google are wrong and you don't end up at the desired destination.

Dude, I totally would have been here on time except that I got google fucked.

by DPMistress March 2, 2009

Face-fucked

It's too obvious. For a man to fuck a womans face/mouth with his cock. Typically when the woman is on her back.

Dude, I was fucking her missionary, pulled out, and Face-fucked her!

by Jamie Seven September 24, 2005

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

a phrase for "i hate my life" or simaraly, "fuck my life" popularized by the eighties cult classic movie "Heathers" starting Winona Ryder.

"you want me to go talk to those losers? fuck me gently with a chainsaw."

by kdrrrgs August 18, 2008

Salsa Fucked

When you make nachos only to find out that you have no salsa left and therefore making your nachos useless.

Bob (with huge plate of nachos): " Where is the Salsa?"

Lisa: "Oh I finished it yesterday"

Bob: "I cant believe you just salsa fucked me!"

by nachomanorama December 17, 2008

Hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire

See also hotter than a half-fucked fox in a forest fire

hot to an extreme degree; unbearable or intolerable heat, usually in reference to heat in the south, which absolutely sucks.

Man, it's hotter than a freshly fucked fox in a forest fire out here!

by Cofer April 21, 2006