fag talk

Talking like a fag.

Also, it could mean saying things that are so ridiculously stupid, that no one understands anything that you're talking about.

Luke Wilson as Joe on Idiocracy: "I need for you to be serious here, ok? I need help."
Justin Long as Dr. Lexus on Idiocracy: "There's that fag talk we talked about."

by Kim Bradford August 1, 2007

Nintendo is for fags.

Someones personal opinion that we couldn't care less about.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Lag Fag

A scroller or flooder in an online chat room. Someone that sends large amounts of text to lag others on the same server.

Dude, that lag fag just crashed the server connection!

by Dakota January 28, 2005

ud fag

one of those dumbass kids who things that they are super funny by putting their name as a definition on urban dictionary. usually the editors just deny them from getting posted while whispering "what a faggot" to themselves.

*while editing urban dictionary*

Jack: THE COOLEST KID IN THE WORLD!!!!!

*sigh*

"another ud fag...i hate all jacks in the world now"

*denies definition*

by riceshooter85 May 22, 2007

fag-fuck

1)a fag-fuck is someone who is a prick or ass-hole sort of like that ex boyfriend or girl friend you really hate.

2)a word you just blurt out when you're angry at some body and cant think of anything else to call them

1)I swear to god i hate you don't ever talk to me again you fucking fag-fuck

2)I know girl... listen don't even sweat it hes a fag-fuck anyways he'll see what hes missing and come crawling back one day.

by veronica.w February 12, 2009

Guitar Fag

One who is is extremely gifted at guitar with very little experience or practice, who is extremely insensitive to those who need to practice and learn at a slower rate. This is not to be confused with good guitar players who worked their way to being good, or modest guitar players who are very talented. A guitar fag will do at least 3 of the following:

- Attempt to teach a beginner at guitar by giving them advanced solos and showing it once or twice and expect them to know how to play it, and abuse them when they fail to complete it

- Claim to be better than every guitarist mentioned by others

- Refuse to play with a band because they feel that the rest of the members are holding them down

- Excessively show off instead of just play etc, playing behind the head, with tongue, on top of the neck constantly

- Will go on long winded speechs of their abilities and not respond to the listeners attempts to guide the conversation elsewhere or respond to signs of them wanting to leave

Note able guitar fags include:
Yngwie Malsteen
Michael Angelo Batio
Steve Vai

"Quick, hide the guitars, dave is coming over and I don't feel like being one-upped for the next hour"
"Yeah, He's a total guitar fag"

*10 minute long solo* "Yeah it took me like a half hour to learn all that, you try it"
"Ive never played guitar before"
"I did it in a half hour! It was easy, try it"
"I don't know where to start, I don't know what Im doing"
"Give me that guitar, you're being difficult Im not showing you anything"

by saintjoshua January 7, 2009

Drama Fag

Noun: Used to describe a gay or straight person that has surpassed the emotional level of a drama queen. This person is prone to childish behaviors including but not limited to temper tantrums, outbursts of rage, contradicting themselves, crying and arguing like a mega lesbian on the rag. All of this can occur without triggering. They have also been known to randomly end friendship nastily only to try to repair them later.

I made Brian a sand which and he went all drama fag and threw it across the room because he didn't like the color of the plate I put it on.

by Crazyspirit November 8, 2007