filthy macnair

A dirty old doctor who prays on young nurses. The younger, the better!

That guy was a right filthy macnair!

by wendy scoll June 25, 2007

filthy ninja seagull

A hybrid of "Filthy" ninja and "filthy seagull".
The act of sneaking in on a couple having sex without, being seen or heard, then climb onto either a chest of draws or wardrobe and proceed to masterbate furiously to climax. On spraying your man muck, squark like a seagull, and attempt to leave before a light is turned on or the couple get up to beat your ass.

A dangerous and tricky operation, but when done right turns the trainee ninja seagull into a living legend!!!

teacher says to student " Well done grass hopper, you have successfully completed your filthy ninja seagull mission. However extra points have been awarded as it was your parents havin sex"

"Where the fuck did that seagull come from?" said mike to Carol

by the real sweet-a-bix July 7, 2010

Filthpot

Descriptor of a person, place, or thing, who can best be likened to a pot of non-descript filth.

"Sure, a hairless cat is awesome in concept, but in practice it's a total filthpot".

by Some Kind of Joker July 9, 2011

filthy alina

When a woman has a man do a head stand while wearing a raiders helmet she then puts chilli garlic on a spin brush and runs toward the man's rectom with the force of a thousand Spartans. She then tips her hat and puts the spin brush back on the bathroom counter.

Mario cheated on my cousin so she gave him a filthy alina, he didnt even change the head on his toothbrush...

by Toungpunchfartbox October 19, 2020

Filtered wee

The act of urination over another human being while still wearing underwear.

Barnsey said "she pissed all over me, but don't worry, she kept her knickers on so it was filtered wee"

by Marco Dando October 30, 2008

Firthed

To be the innocent bystander or victim of an explosion, either pyrotechnic or as the result of an instantaneous release of pressure, ie. a pressurised vessel bursting.

'Whatever's the matter? You look awful.', 'I'm sorry. on the way to work I was firthed!'

'My god. I've been firthed!'

by Ming the-merciless June 3, 2009

Fiethen

A pickled german beer with a hint of indian currie flavouring. Favored only by East Germans and despised by most of Europe, grown men have been known to undergo immediate sex changes when drinking only one sip of the fiethen. In fact these men are known as "Fritz" in Germany and have been forced into professions such as prostitution and garbage collecting due to the general public disparagement. Drinking the fiethen while pregnant is highly dangerous and can (if the child survives) lead to children being born with horrific abnormalities. Avoid the fiethen at all costs!

You drank that..... oh my god, now you're a Fiethen.

Get back in your hole Fiethen!

Look its a Fritz Fiethen, run children run!!!

It could be worse, you could be a Fiethen.

by Knowledgeplus January 20, 2011