Fasterbate

To flap ones nostrils wildly or in a circular motion.

Hey Kenda! Where were you yesterday?

Sorry i fasterbated so hard yesterday I passed out.

by Sir doody foody August 7, 2011

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split finger fastball

when you three fingerblast, pinky analblast, and thumbdiddle all at the same time at a rapid speed

She got a hard split-finger fastball resulting in an incredible orgasm

by killertherand November 27, 2003

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Fasturbating

v. The act of eating an amazing meal after a fast.

Ex. 1: "I can't wait to start fasturbating after Ramadan."

Ex. 2: "Oh yeah, that was some amazing fasturbating. I'm so happy Yom Kippur is over."

by juliocoolio December 20, 2008

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Fastard

An incredibly stupid person who must be suffering from Fetal Alcohol Syndrome (F.A.S) and is also a retard.

That guy was so stupid, he's a real fastard!

by kmort April 10, 2007

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Fastard

Pronounced like bastard but with an F instead. This is a term usually used in sport mostly football. This is when someone is a bastard (not litterally) for being fast.

E.G. Big P is running towards an open goal he thinks hes scored however his dreams are crushed by Carlos running up from the halfway line and catching him.

Big P: Carlos is such a fastard!

by PrezMeister September 6, 2007

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