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by DogsterOfTheDay April 1, 2025
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Dogstraction

Dog-strac-tion
Past tence- dogstracted
When one is engaged in conversation, receiving an answer to a question, or being given instructions, and allow a dog to immediately distract them from said activities.
Sorry, I didn't pay attention, I had a dogstraction.
Or also..
Sorry,I wasn't paying attention, I was dogstracted
by Mile High Stretch April 29, 2025
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Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.
To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course
by Nordoc July 28, 2025
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Dogshit

I just pulled up to the club with that dogshit in my right pocket
by Klueless kid August 2, 2025
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dogshitted on

i get dogshitted on a lot
by divinester October 26, 2025
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Dogshit

1. "Dogshit" is a vulgar slang term with two primary meanings:

Literally, it refers to the fecal matter produced by a dog.
Figuratively, it is an intensifier used to describe something as being of very poor quality, worthless, or terrible.

2. The 27% ship in Windy Landscape.
"Bro the movie was dogshit lowkey twin 💔🥀"
by ArleApplington December 22, 2025
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Mexican Dogsled

When you jerk off repeatedly and cover the floor with cum then run a one man train on 8 ugly Mexican chicks strapped together while they slip and slide around the cum.
Andy: "Man why are you all wet?"

Enrique: "Shit I was running a Mexican Dogsled on those bitches from the club last night"
by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011
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