Chrunchy

A terrible mispronunciation of the word crunchy.

Man 1: wow that fish was weird!
Man 2: yeah, why was it chrunchy?

by Squidwards_nan December 4, 2019

Crönchy Dick

Male symptoms of an STD given to him from a girl belonging to the skreetz

“Damn, that hoe Karen gave me Crönchy Dick”

by TheClapster April 3, 2020

Cronconius

Coochie so crusty we had to make a new word for it

Damn that girl definitely has cronconius

So many kills she's called the cronconius coochie

by Kalika balork November 2, 2020

Council Fighting Vest

Any vest worn as an outer garment and usually found in abundance on northern council estates or in sub-standard Spanish holiday resorts such as Benidorm and Magaluf. Is usually seen sporting the last three day’s worth of meals down the front and the usual greeting from the wearer will be “What are you looking at?”, or what’s your problem?”.

Don’t make eye-contact, there’s two pikey’s in council fighting vests heading towards us!

by Mr Zinger November 26, 2020

cronch

cultured cricket

"abslidicrous cronch you get there, mate"

by bro, be a secure chicken December 2, 2020

Council Bluffer

An inhabitant of Council Bluffs, IA, who possesses physical and/or behavioral attributes stereotypical of a Council Bluffs resident. They can be distinguished from the pack by their affinity for embellished clothing, aloof attitude towards anyone who doesn’t resemble a microwaved Twinkie, and love for dual-colored vehicles.

I saw Kate’s stepmom last weekend! She was walking out of Walmart wearing embellished jeans, Midriff turtleneck, and her stepdaughter’s platform sandals; she is such a Council Bluffer.

by Fane Jonda February 1, 2021

Council Cocktail

British English: Tap water, especially that of an extremely low quality

A - “Do you fancy some water?”
B - “Sure, as long as it’s bottled. I can’t be doing with any of that council cocktail.”

by Axeyblahblah July 7, 2021