Cheese Ass

That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

Cheese

Something uncircumcised people have because they have a turtle dick the weird cunts.

You uncircumcised dirty bastard with cheese on ur dick. Also a turtle dick

by English are trannys December 13, 2021

heeby cheebs

marijuana

You got any heebey cheebs?

by Joe October 6, 2003

Cottage Cheeks

When the surface of a rear end (usually female) is dimpled and uneven with cellulite so that it resembles cottage cheese.

1: Wow, that girl is really hot.
2: Yea.. But wait until she turns around.
1: ..Oh, cottage cheeks

by Mister A. February 11, 2009

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 8, 2010

koma cheese

Put it simply, its a sarcastic way of saying that I'm lonely af. Koma cheese was mentioned in the anime called Oregairu 2 (My Teen Romantic Comedy: SNAFU - Season 2) by Iroha Isshiki as "eating away your loneliness" in a slightly funny way.

Paul: What were you doing on Valentine's Day?
Pebble: I was eating koma cheese. LOL

by pebtionary March 6, 2017

Some cheese

When something is absolute bull**** and dosent make sense of how it happened.

You: "well bro she was calling me daddy over Snapchat and telling me to cuddle with her. But then when I was with her she wouldn't even let a n**** get a peck before I left"
Bro: "damn man that's some cheese"

by Themaster696969 July 17, 2017