Cooked

John Woiwode (a brave little boy and a mountaineer)

Holly shit man I’m cooked

by Woah ninnick May 4, 2024

Cooked

When someone is losing or has basically lost a situation.

Person 1: I didn't study for the test next period and it's worth 40% of my grade, Am I cooked?

Person 2: Flip yourself over and put a lil seasoning... cause your'e cooked!

by Exility4L May 4, 2024

Cooked

Basically another way of saying I’m screwed or in a bad situation; hopeless

I’m fucking cooked for this test bro

by the og ladibug May 7, 2024

Cooked

You’re completely done for, there’s no coming back from it

1. Bro im so cooked
2. “Am I cooked??”

3. Dude she’s about to leave me I’m cooked

by wicktheslayer May 9, 2024

Cooked

When a person is in so much trouble, there’s no saving them

Bro 1: Look at Sahar, he looks like he smoked a doobie before his exam
Bro 2: Yeah, he’s COOKED

by SaharDoobie May 21, 2024

Cookel

A man who expresses the need to stop himself from ejaculating in order to not break his no fap streak.

Josh was a cookel until he saw his bestfriend licking a popsicle.

by SigmaNut May 25, 2024

cooked

When someone or something is truly, utterly, and definitively fucked, typically with little or no hope of recovery

"Damn, Joey didn't revise shit for tomorrow's exam, it's the entire year's material!"

"Bro is cooked"

by MrSonnen June 11, 2024