Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.

"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."

by ethanmarielynn November 5, 2022

Slanta Clause

Asian Santa Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite

by EazyE47 November 13, 2022

Cooper Clause

when players tell you to slow down in practice to prevent repeat plays that waste time.

The Cooper Clause was made at USC because of Jordan Thomas Cooper’s good play.

by Coop Dupe March 19, 2023

the clause

jordan's transness

"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."

by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023

Compact Claustrophobia

Compact Claustrophobia is a Minecraft FTB (Feed The Beast - not the being angry one, but the custom challenge map making heavy use of mods) modpack. Its premise is based upon being stuck in a small bedrock hallway and entering a 3 by 3 by 3 room. In this room, you craft materials to create larger rooms (5x5x5, 7x7x7, 9x9x9, 11x11x11, 13x13x13) and automate many tasks in a heavily modded playthrough. The player (in an ideal playthrough) eventually gets access to a bedrock pickaxe to break the bedrock chamber they spawn in, and continue to progress in the Overworld (if they wish to) and beat the Ender Dragon by use of an "End Cake" that teleports you to the End.

Compact Claustrophobia is a Minecraft modpack based on the Compact Machines mod that allows you to fit rooms inside a single block.
"I escaped Compact Claustrophobia and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
I finally got a Nuclear Furnace in early-game Compact Claustrophobia and it is like 70 times faster than a regular furnace lol
If you don't go the way of automation in Compact Claustrophobia, you will go through a long and hard slog of manually grinding (or macroing if you're into that for some reason).
Compact Claustrohpobia without Click Machine is like doing pushups on your knees, it just doesn't work out

by mb6fbhsphdrcb July 30, 2023

Ms Clause

The opposite of santa (search it up on this platform) A very nice caring person who bakes you cookies that the cookie monster will eat before you can take a bite because they are so good.

Person 1: We are goung to see Ms Clause today
Person 2: Lets just hope Santa and the Cookie monster isnt there

by Booomchaakalaaka February 28, 2024

Skanky clause

The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.

On Christmas Eve, I will pull a skanky clause at the daycare.

by Soggytoe743 March 2, 2024