Dirt Burger

When there is an ugly girl standing between two guys.

Look at that dirt burger over there.

by womoii February 1, 2010

Last-Bagger

The person who grabs the last bag in the grocery cart to avoid having to push the cart away.

(Merle gets the last bag and takes his time putting it in the trunk)
Peggy:Merle I am sick of having to put up the cart everytime we go to Walmart because you are a last-bagger.

by ChimRicholds February 4, 2010

Eyes Bigger Than One's Vagina

Similar to the phrase that someone's "eyes are bigger than his/her stomach," which means that someone overestimated the amount of food that he/she wanted, having eyes bigger than one's vagina means that someone overestimated the size pecker (wanker, johnson, peter) that she wanted or could handle.

Girl 1: "How was your sleepover with George last night?"
Girl 2: "I'm still sore!"
Girl 1: "Ha, I guess your eyes are bigger than your vagina!"
(Girl 1 is an example of someone who has eyes bigger than one's vagina)

by jk_all_the_way October 4, 2010

Diesel Burger

Someone who obsesses over diesel's and diesel accessories. Diesel Burgers are usually male rednecks, and likely to be a fat chad

Common signs of diesel burgers are.

1. If you have stacks on your truck

2. If you have hunting, camouflage, or other rediculous stickers on your back window.

3. If you can be seen rolling black smoke anywhere you are driving.

4. If you never pull a trailor.

Guy1 "Man did you see that guy rollin all that black smoke?"
Guy2 "Yeah he's a Diesel Burger"

by Beaver79 December 13, 2010

McGreaseBall Burger

Any filthy fat burger from McDonalds, Burger King, etc. which is more or less guaranteed to make you bomit.

Man I'm fungry, I could smash a dirty big McGreaseBall Burger right about now...

by FlamHoy December 16, 2010

crusty burger

When you forget to wipe after a shit and the shard dries in between your ass cheese cheeks and is reminiscent of a burger in between two large buns often comes with a akward walk that makes you look like donald duck when you walk

1.Oh i got another crusty burger
2.excuse me as i rid my self of my crusty burger

by The wasted Bard May 18, 2016

Tittie burger

When one presses the titties together and it appears as a sideways burger

I bet you wanna watch me make my own tittie burger don't you

by Bible thumper 6.66 March 22, 2017