Black Entertainment Television

The most misleadingly-named corporation and television network ever.

"Hey, let's watch BET!"
"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I have to murder you for suggesting such a thing."

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Black Market Ebay

The place to buy and sell all the nice little toys and goodies that the government thinks you should do without. May not be the most inexpensive stuff you've ever bought, but where else are you gonna get it?

"Watch your step, my backyard is mined."
-"Where the hell did you get land mines?"
"Black Market Ebay, where else?"
-"Ah, i ordered some grenades and cuban cigars, but they havent come in yet."

by Av8tion February 21, 2007

black fart

A wet fart. Poo comes out when you fart.

Cameron why did you crap your pants?

Cuz I had a black fart!

by SlydaddyTim November 3, 2007

black helicopter theory

Black helicopters are part of a conspiracy theory that claims that special silent running "black" helicopters are used by secret agents of the New World Order, United Nations troops preparing to invade the United States of America, and/or the Men in Black. Parapsychologist John Keel has argued that this theory has similar origins to those regarding UFO's, ghosts and fairies; that they are part of modern mythology; in this case, representing a fear of the government and its technology.

Black helicopters without FAA-required running lights are regularly used by the drug interdiction office DEA. In addition, most US Army helicopters (such as the Black Hawk) are finished in a very dark chocolate or olive matt paint. With the progressive development of night vision goggles, the need for helicopters to be lit when moving as a planned formation has been reduced.

See also: TACMAR

in short, any farfetched theory concerning any government or other conspiracy, can be espoused by either those of right or left wing persuasions.

Noam Chomsky's theory about Soap operas being geared to lure women from politics sure is a black helicopter theory.

by Koby_Fish April 4, 2004

black book

an book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff

my black book is so much bigger than urs man

by jared December 4, 2004

Black and White

Usually referred to as "Good & Evil".
Most people believe the world is Black and white.

The story goes that we used to see in color, but now the world is Color blind & we only see in black and white.

by LivingInColors March 28, 2010

Black Belt Syndrome

A chronic condition involving extreme attraction to a black belt in any martial art. Documented cases have all been among females, but in theory males can also fall victim.

She seems to be making her way through the front row. She must have black belt syndrome!

by BBelWood July 14, 2010