Alexander the Great

a big penis

*In World History*
Girl 1: Omg, he has a boner!
Girl 2 : Oh god I can see it.
Girl 1: It's like Alexander the Great, dominating the classroom.
Both: Damn.

by vanessaissocool October 6, 2012

alexa zilberfarb

...ia person that goes to the noble and greenough school in dedham, she wears green shoes.... and eats lollipops allll the timmme. she has somewhat long hears and it is clean brown. ...she has a blue ring on righttt nowwwww. and is looking at me. scary huh?. hmmmmmm. she wears cute little orange mittens that are very difficult to type in.boo.

Wow, did you just see Alexa Zilberfarb going to the bathroom?... I did
Ew, its Alexa Zilberfarb

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm December 14, 2008

Alexa

Alexa. Commonly overlooked. Brown hair and eyes. Dark features. When she was younger she was a tomboy. As she grew older she became more in touch with her feminine side. Very impressionable. Would do anything for her friends, family, and loved ones. People take advantage of her and ignore her often. It is for this reason that Alexa is extremely sensitive and often cares about others opinions of her. Self Esteem is low, due to past damage. Always trying to work towards a better version of them self, even if it means doing so in an unhealthy matter. Athletic, creative, artistic, intelligent. Loves to party. Known for big boobs.

Man 1: DAMN did you see that girl over there?

Man 2: Yea, when I saw her chest I KNEW she was an ALEXA.

by Harrysmoth August 1, 2018

Alexandra

You best not mess with this bitch. She'll beat you in to next century. Alexandra may come off as quiet when you first meet her, but soon enough she'll start cracking jokes and planning murder with you. She is super sneaky and is either the best person you'll meet or the worst.

Edgar: Is that a stone cold quiet bitch?
Jack: No, that's Alexandra.

by ALEXANDER HAMIHAM November 12, 2018

alexander

a kid with a pretty good sense of humor and loves music and singing. he also has a random taste in girls and is not so good looking

did you see alexander in that show last night

by StrangerThings2018 February 8, 2019

Alexander

Alexander is quiet, but once you get to him he is a total cuck but he is nice. He will grind your gears which is why you need to keep a distance but im currently talking to my friend Alexander and he knows what I'm writing "HI ALEX" also very bad at talking to women.

Alexander just ignored me said Johns crush that John was dying to talk to but Alexander held him back

by Nuttelaman April 23, 2019

Alexander

A horny piece of shit who likes to hook up with other girls while in a relationship

Tim: "did that girl just key her boyfriends car?"

Bethany: "Yup, must be an Alexander"

by Lolurwierd June 11, 2019