by Ihooplol March 28, 2021
Get the Apmug. APS:
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
Angry Pretend Sleeper
An Angry Pretend Sleeper is someone who is attempting to and indeed pretending to sleep whilst a group of people are carrying in a social fashion and at a disruptive volume in the same room as or near to this person. In such a situation, the APS pretends to be asleep so as not to be perceived as a "party pooper", but is all the while exhausted, exasperated, and fuming, feeling increasingly bitter resentment towards those depriving them of rest. Eventually the APS will fall asleep out of pure mental and emotional exhaustion, but not before angrily and involuntarily eavesdropping on any number of pointless, unfunny drunken proclamations.
After noisily fiddling with the door lock for five minutes, the fellas finally burst into the living room back at the house, where they proceeded to have a nightcap and another hour or two of pleasant conversation and storytelling. About ten minutes in, the gentlemen realized that their friend and cohort Corey was sleeping on an air mattress a few feet away. Nevertheless, they continued their jovial gathering, as Corey quickly transitioned into full APS mode, never once breaking character.
by Josuv May 27, 2013
Get the APSmug. An act in which a black person has really long fingernails and fingers a girl and therefore makes her bleed.
Guy 1: Did you hear what Maguire did to Lauren?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
Guy 2: Yeah he’s gross he pulled a bloody ape on her.
by Chunky poop lover September 18, 2019
Get the Bloody Apemug. A Popular Streetwear clothing brand by a black designer name Ray Love from Milwaukee, WI. Mr. Love continues to design out of the box apparel and does things other brand doesn’t think of doing.
by 000777000 December 27, 2023
Get the Ape Modemug. “My parents want me to take an AP class, but since I have the intelligence of a fruit fly and suck balls at math, I’ll probably just take AP Biology.”
by in the stratosphere April 23, 2019
Get the AP Biologymug. by joey caliente July 8, 2025
Get the Labubu AP Scoresmug. It's ya monkey
by Vince6942069 May 17, 2022
Get the apemug.