Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

"You got cabbage in yo muff, muff cabbage!" - Kyle in South Park

by V The Situation October 17, 2010

muff cabbage

it is a small penisesk growth protruding from a woman's vagina.

you have cabbage in your muff

by Damien Cockburn October 18, 2010

Muff cabbage

Money set aside for prostitutes

I have an envelop In my room where I keep muff cabbage

by The big ideaR October 7, 2011

muff maiden

A lesbian, so called due to their desire to eat muff.

Don't waste your time with that girl, she's a total muff maiden.

by Sam is a Dick October 31, 2006

your mums muff

its an insault to you and your mum muff saying its crusty

q:hello there james
A:your mums muff

by alfieclarke November 20, 2007

Salty Ear Muffs

Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.

That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!

by HappySap October 16, 2008

Muff Master

A very smart, or intelligent person, much more than people normally are, yet are at particular times they become very inept or foolish at other everyday things.

Kim is such a muff master, she is very intelligent, yet at times makes really silly mistakes.

by Byrappa September 25, 2013