Hym "Nonono Sam. That... That's not how it works. You win AT anything. You SAY you're winning and then you ARE doing that... Right? Because you ARE doing the things you say... Always... So if you say 'I am a woman' then you ARE a woman... And if you say 'I am winning' you are winning... So... Yeah... I'm winning! I won the thing! It was dope too, you should have seen it! I was all 'WAAAATAAAAHHH!!!' and it was a critical hit and I did like 9,999 damage... And then I won... I'm good at this!"
by Hym Iam November 17, 2023

Involves periods of elevated or irritable moods, alternating with periods of depression. 99.99% of the world's population calls this bi-polar disorder. The other 0.01% (aka- Charlie Sheen) call this "bi-winning".
by DaNerdling March 26, 2011

You didn't win shit. You collectivized to steal my shit because I made you and your slut daughters cry because you know and they know that they are fucking the fat cocks indiscriminately. So you take your revenge by making my life hell all the while pretending you weren't crying like a bitch a second ago and pretending that I'm not better than you, which I am.
Hym "And it's going to be someone else's daughter who pays the price. You didn't win. You ran because 'you don't think you're better than anyone.' You're trying to avoid giving me credit for my profound accomplishment and if someone doesn't stop you there is no amount of 'Yeah but we had to teach that guy a lesson' that is going to make it up to the person it effects. I'll take my Nobel Peace Prize and my money now."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

The act of being a winner at every end of the social spectrum. Similar to Bipolar, except way more awesome.
Charlie Sheen is not Bipolar, he's Bi-winning.
by GreenLantern8714 March 18, 2011

by chishiki April 30, 2021
