2 definitions by Entomologist prime

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An epic win is when someone disembowels themselves, holds their organs towards the sky, wraps them around their neck, and hangs them selves with their small intestine all in under 9 seconds.
β€œOmg, epic win!” (does epic Fortnite emote then commits epic win)
by Entomologist prime March 07, 2020
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Joey: β€œThe earth is round, and there are photos to prove it.”

Stephen: β€œWell actually, you can’t be sure because you weren’t there.”
by Entomologist prime September 23, 2019
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