Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.

I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!

by anoneumousse September 8, 2025

public bathroom shit

a type of shit that is just absolutely disgusting and vile; eg: sprayed diarrhea, really big shits, etc.

tom: dude, i just took a public bathroom shit in there...
ray: oh god thanks for the warning, ill grab the febreze

by goobermacht September 22, 2025

danul batul

lives on har hashkedim 1100 in Tiberias

hey where do you live?
danul batul

by Danul Batul October 5, 2025

The battle cats

Literally the best F2P gacha game ever, created in 2012 by random Japanese company called "Ponos"(in 2014 was released globaly). If somene said you have mental issues because you addicted to a cat game FUCK THEM! Because they probably didn't even play this game once.

Guy 1:Yo I'm started playing The battle cats, is this good?
guy 2:No shit it is bro.

by Moe Lester123456789 October 6, 2025

ego battling

mostly happens on battlegrounds/skill-demanding video games like CS:GO, The Strongest Battlegrounds, Valorant etc.
when one of your opponents gets fried by you during match and starts ego battling as a last resort to win the beef

- i already won you 9 times in a row why are u still yapping lol
-stfu i still bench more than you
-he wont stop ego battling me won't he

by neverGoIntoBlackpill October 10, 2025

Cum Battles

A battle, where two men start cumming all over a women's boobs. The person who covers the boobs the most with cum wins.

Person A says, "I played Cum Battles with Dan and my girlfriend. We had sooo much fun!!"

by AughisFun October 14, 2025

Reverse Bathtub

When an elderly, orange-tinted man sits in the Oval Office with the mental clarity of lukewarm dishwater and somehow manages to drain the country while insisting he's "filling it up."

Usually involves shouting at furniture, confusing weather maps with coloring books, and claiming divine victory over common sense.

"Bro, the economy just did a reverse bathtub — all the money went down the drain, but somehow he says it's overflowing."

by AntiOompaLoompa October 15, 2025