Soap-take

n. When, during soap operas and some sitcoms, a character stares off-screen until the scene ends and commercials begin.

Doctor: Steve, the tests have come back, and... I don't know how to tell you this, but Alan isn't really your son.

Steve: Then whose is it? *Does a soap-take*

by Godofgamers September 9, 2009

tit taken

It is the same as a cock block but with girls. (n) When another girl prevents you from hooking up with a guy you had interest in.

Things were going really well until Julia was tit taken with my guy.

by Kalie Hamil March 4, 2010

One Take Joey

1. In screen acting, an actor who needs many takes to correctly film a line of dialogue or scene.

2. Used ironically, someone who can correctly film a scene in one take.

"It's taken him twenty takes to correctly do that scene! He's being a total One Take Joey!"

by Crumpshu April 30, 2010

bitch take a nap

meaning take a nap
or i hate you go away

"Bitch Take a Nap!" - tyler
"okay!"-kiersten

by Uncle Julio December 28, 2010

i'll take you to mickey d

I will kick your ass.

Usually used as the finish of a threat. "Not only am I done with you, I'll take you to Mickey D!"

by Mama-smh June 1, 2017

moi.was.taken

this mutual I follow is a mixture of on thin ice and “oh yeah that’s my buddy old pal” though their content can be quite questionable they are a great person👍 -hotnspici

WOAH DUDE YOURE SO moi.was.taken
lovely

by hotnspici April 29, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021