The lead singer of one of the greatest British Bands, the Arctic Monkeys (also doing a side project The Last Shadow Puppets with The Rascals member, Miles Kane)Like the other Monkeys, he is humble and chooses to stay away from the limelight, making the Arctic Monkeys even more incredible than they already are. Born and raised in Sheffield with the other Arctic Monkeys, he sings with a South Yorkshire accent making the music all the more interesting and just fecking amazing! His favourite ever record is "Rubber Soul - The Beatles", and his favourite meal, Arrabiata. Might I add he is also a lyrical genius and belongs to the league of "Coolest Men to grace the face of this earth"

Needs to contact Germee quite soon.

E.g 1: Alex Turner & co. is cool enough to dress up in costumes and get away with it.

E.g 2:
A: who is the lead singer of the current best British band?
B: Why of course, Alex Turner!

E.g 3:
A: What would your favourite worse nightmare be?
B: To meet Alex Turner and the Monkeys, hands down.

Alex Turner by Germee April 10, 2008

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Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.

Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio

Turnip Slapper by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

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mrs. turner

A big fat ass that dosent let people go to the bathroom!!

A Mrs. Turner is a word that you will die if said or heard aloud in a 30 mile radius

mrs. turner by Gingaaaar June 3, 2016

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Alex Turner

The really hot lead singer/guitarist from the Arctic Monkeys. He's the, "Best lyricist in Sheffield," and was number one on NME's Cool List (2005).

Me: Like, OMG. Alex Turner is like soo hot!
Alex Turner: Don't believe the hype.

Alex Turner by Harry Ferdinand July 26, 2008

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