A wank performed in the humid environment of a bathroom during a hot shower whilst the other hand is used to insert a finger into the anus.
Person 1: bro I just had a shower. Fucking loved it.
Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
Person 2: another Kosovan wank eh?
Person 1: Hell yeah! I think I have haemorrhoids though…
by AlboWarCriminal March 02, 2023
what is marcus doing tonight... nothing he got him self some scented candles and is having a glitter wank.
by AGJ13 February 12, 2017
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
by omgitsme23 February 22, 2018
The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
by Jakdasnake96 May 16, 2018
Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
by Blumchuck January 12, 2015
After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
When you draw experiences from real life that could be used to beat your meat. E.g. Some nice Chest Cheeks, or the homie's booty.
*Fit teacher walks in with some juicy Chest Cheeks
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
Student 1: Damn boy, those tits are wank worthy.
Student 2: They going in the spank bank for tonight!
by Certified_Swxsh May 25, 2022