The TJ toe tap is a form of Mexican torture where a prisoner of war is detained and force-fed Habanero peppers and carne asada puree out of a blender for 5 straight hours. He has a gun held to his head with a torturer stating "I'll blow your fucking brains out if you release one ounce of shit on my floor!!!" The kicker to this torture is the actual "toe tap". They now bring in a torture trainee with the sweattiest feet and have him take off his boots and socks and proceed to tap the prisoners asshole lightly with his sweaty-ass big toe making it that much more impossible to hold in the MASSIVE SPICY SHIT he really needs to blast out!
Dude, I shouldn't have fucked Escobars daughter!!...now he has his goons out to give me the Tijuana Toe Tap!!!!!
Fuck me!
Fuck me!
by tRIP sEVN October 18, 2008
Get the Tijuana Toe Tapmug. When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.
Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.
by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006
Get the Toronto Testicle Tapmug. A Colloquialism of western canada used to express good will towards a person upon parting. It is associated with excellence.
by chotimus prime November 2, 2009
Get the tap her coolmug. Variant of "I'd tap that." With "again" added, it is implied that I've already tapped that before. Almost never plausible.
by bc73 December 18, 2010
Get the I'd tap that againmug. 
by Anonymous December 6, 2002
Get the Tap dat Assmug. a day of the week (Tuesday) in which any person (male or female) is allowed to tap another one's breasts without backlash
by bwayboy227 June 25, 2018
Get the Titty Tap Tuesdaymug.