Soft tennis

It's when a man uses his penis to gently hit the balls of his partner gently and steadily increasing the strength of his hits

1:Yo why is Joe walking so weird

2:we played soft tennis yesterday and it got pretty intense

by Nya-nya October 20, 2019

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

soft tip fart

When you fart and a lil bit o poo comes out.

Dude, that sounded like a soft tip fart!

by Team Jan February 27, 2020

Soft’ish

Lilhuddy

Buddy says he wasn’t fully hard so he doesn’t look small and says he’s soft’ish but he just has a small d*ck

by softisjgkslwlwowisushshahabs July 9, 2020

softmare

When software becomes a nightmare.

This new app from Acme Corp is a bloody softmare!

by fbrd July 16, 2020

Softball slap

Doing an underhand motion whilst slapping someone with great force

He used the softball slap and almost broke his neck!

by WordMan438 August 13, 2020

softbod

A guy who's slim but soft around the edges. Maybe a soft tummy instead of abs, other times maybe he has a little bit of hip squish.

Man, softbod boys really make me go crazy.

by Pebbbles October 31, 2020