Swag Fag

Someone who's constantly talking about how much swagger they have(In reality they have none).

The Swag Fag: I have so much swag and you have none.
Opposing Person: You're such a Swag Fag!

by DictionaryCreater1838374639304 October 24, 2011

swag switch

The act of turning off or on your player skills.

I forgot to turn off my swag switch last night.

by boss123456 April 28, 2010

lumberjack swag

a homeboy wearing a plaid shirt that looks reminiscent of the classic lumberjack apparel who is also attractive and walks with an undeniable swagger.

Paul Bunyan looks good in that plaid shirt, he is the epitome of lumberjack swag.

by gesepie french October 21, 2010

swag down

When something happens that makes you swag appeal plummet.

A group of guys are playing basketball around a group of girls and one guy decides to show off and try to dunk. He misses completely and makes a fool of himself, therefore, swag down

by trevozza August 23, 2011

optimal swag

people who have the swagometer all the way up and are just illmatic

josh colin and phil have optimal swag

by swager6 September 2, 2010

swag seizure

1. when one is so swagged out that a slight convulsing of the head occurs. normally in a tilted back fashion accompanied by mild, swaggy mumbling.

2. when ones swagger level reaches an uncontainable point, inducing a full body seizure. usually in the form of doo-doo dumb giggin'.

Joe was cupcakin' so hard that he AND the boopie had a swag seizure!

you should have seen spence last night man. he was giggin so hard he had a swag seizure.

by MC slimjim October 19, 2011

Camal Swag

When a girl is standing still and her vagina is still moving (even if there is no wind)

Jason: does she have a flag in her pants?

Mason: No that's her camal swag

by erobica August 17, 2010