A close‑range directed‑energy weapon that emits a wide cone of microwave or low‑intensity laser radiation. Unlike plasma shotguns, energy‑directed shotguns do less thermal damage but are more effective against electronics and nerves. They can cause intense pain, disable vehicles, or detonate explosives from a safe distance. Police forces love them for “less lethal” options. The beam spread is adjustable from narrow (a “laser flechette”) to wide (a “microwave broil”).
Energy-Directed Shotguns Example: “The security guard fired the energy‑directed shotgun into the crowd. Everyone’s phones and watches died instantly. The rioters, suddenly disconnected, paused long enough for negotiators to move in.”
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A college alcohol game involving running and beer cans. After the player is already shit faced. They chose a target, shotgun a cold one, and book it. If they reach the destination without falling they win. If they fall they must try again, no matter how faded they are.
Ayyyy Jared it's your turn on the Shotrun!
Eh i dont know man I don't think I'll make
it and I can't drink that much more
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it and I can't drink that much more
Fucking pussy!
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Get the Sh0tGunn mug.When you're asked random-ass obscure question in writing (e.g. via Email) referring to an even more obscure document (usually a spreadsheet), and are forced to acknowledge it's existence.
"Hey man, what-the-eff Jeff sent me a message apologizing for using the shogun approach, you have any idea what he's on about?"
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