Red reading

The result of getting your palm 'red' after fingering a menstruating gypsy woman.

I was never a fan of finger painting with my dick, so I got my monthly red reading instead.

by ko0tje August 12, 2017

Musical reader

A person who listens to music while reading.

Person1: "You're listening to music while reading a book? Doesn't that make it hard to concentrate?"
Person2: "Nah, I'm a Musical reader."

by Enochlophobia November 16, 2017

Sled Read

/sledrēd/
Past tense of Slide Reading

When someone slides their screen on Snapchat just enough to read a person's message. This allows the message to stay on "delivered" instead of "opened". This is usually done when ignoring a person but you low key care what they had to say.

Friend: Are you texting your man again?
You: Yea but he keeps leaving me on delivered.
Friend: Damn he probably sled read your ass.

by @slvy394 May 21, 2018

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants

Im one Speedy Readie

by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018

Bethany Read

Bethany is the best girl you will ever know. She is so beautiful. Kind. And is a great person. She is really hot. And take it from me she really sexy. She understands you and other people and you will never want to leave her side. - take it from me her gf she is amazing.

Bethany Read you are so talented. I love you.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018

bethany read

She is the best person you will ever know. She is hot, understanding, and so amazing. She plays the trumpet, guitar, and piano. She is really good at singing and is so talented. She is also a great person. She is the best thing on this world. And you will fall for her kind eyes, and big heart so fast. But just know she will be there to catch you. -take it from me her girlfriend she is amazing.

Bethany Read is so sexy.

by sparkplug201 October 1, 2018