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Yo that cat BemorX "The Platinumb Cracker" is cool like the bottom of your pillow
by BemorX "The King o Bling" September 15, 2003
mugGet the like the bottom of your pillowmug.

pillow-case cum-stains

pillow-case cum stains are the tell-tale ivory-colored remainders of cumgasms that a guy gets all over his wonder-pillow when he fucks it and blows his load.
When I was a teenager, my Mom asked me what the stains were on my pillow-case -- I didn't tell her they were pillow-case cum-stains -- I told her they must be slobber stains of mine made when I was asleep!
by USAF Cadet September 8, 2021
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eat my pillow out

girl;; so yer gone call me tonight right?

boy;;baby im so tired im just about to go home and eat my pillow out

girl;;all you ever do is sleep anymore!
by <3 breanna nicole June 22, 2010
mugGet the eat my pillow outmug.
A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 26, 2007
mugGet the Ass made for a face full of pillowmug.
This phrase is an adjective used to describe someone who's demeanor is so cool that if you don't like them, there is something wrong with you; a literal description based on waking up at night, flipping your pillow, and the coolness making you feel so good you fall back to sleep.
Chris? Oh that dude is the shit! He's cooler than the other side of the pillow.
by Cunninglinguist69 September 9, 2008
mugGet the cooler than the other side of the pillowmug.

crusty pillow surprise

When you wake up in the morning with shit dried to your cheek because someone defecated on your pillow while you slept.
Betty gave Fred a crusty pillow surprise when he refused to sodomize her with a crucifix.
by Timothy July 23, 2004
mugGet the crusty pillow surprisemug.

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