Angry Paladin

Wrapping your penis in chain mail armor and proceeding to have both vaginal and anal intercourse with a woman.

That whore'll never have sex again. I gave her the angry paladin last night. That'll teach her not to cheat on me!

by Binobino June 13, 2008

Persecution Paradox

The " Christian persecution paradox" refers to the phenomenon whereby the more arguments you wage against a Christian that their actions are wrong or even un-Christian, the more convinced Christians are that their actions are correct and Biblical.

‎"And you shall be hated by all men for my name's sake (Mathew 24:9)."

This verse is the main problem. If a Christian does anything in the name of their religion and people react negatively to it, they take it as prophetic proof that they are true Christians. If you protest soldiers funerals in the name of God and people protest you, well, this proves you are a true Christian because you are being "persecuted". If you bomb an abortion clinic, if you violate the establishment clause, if you talk poorly about Jews, and people react negatively, then it's proof you're a true Christian. I bet if some Christian slept with goats and the rancher who owned them got mad, the Christian who slept with goats would say that the rancher's anger is prophetic evidence that the Christian was doing the Lord's work.

Wisconsin passed a law requiring mega-churches to pay taxes on their multi-million dollar income, and Evangelical Christians were more convinced than ever that they were True Christians because they suffer from a persecution paradox. -or - Westboro Baptist Church thinks they are doing God's work protesting soldier's funerals because the complaining survivors of the fallen soldier fuel Westboro Baptist's Christian persecution paradox.

by Reverend Aaron January 20, 2011

Paradouch

a group of people who get together and smoke all day and play timesplitters

I dont wanna join your crapy paradouch-

by Jeff C April 3, 2004

Paradoxymoron

Someone who is a hypocrite, and their words contradict themselves, yet they manage to be a leader people and those people follow them, because they are blind to the hypocrisies.

That president is a paradoxymoron because he doesn't know what he believes so he just says things.

by spork7426 April 7, 2010

clown parade

in an academic hospital: a large gathering of physicians, fellows, residents, and medical students making "rounds". when they walk to the halls to see each patient and incessantly chatter about random facts, obscure diagnoses, and brown-nose their way up the ladder. they are often carrying backpacks, textbooks, tuning forks, ophthalmoscopes, and other medical gizmos..

Usually a "clown parade" has 10 or more participants.

A-man did you see that medicine team come to the ICU on rounds?

B-yeah dude... clown parade... clown parade deluxe.

A- how can they spend all day doing that??

by observant MD April 26, 2010

Oregon Black Parade

When you have a line of black women waiting to screw.

I was doing an Oregon Black Parade last night.

by JJ Winner October 24, 2011

paradigm

Big word used by prominant Republicans with small minds.

I don't know why I keep saying paradigm but they keep saying it at all the meetings I go to and I thought it sounded good.

by bob the barber August 30, 2003