real pants

Real pants (noun) jeans, not chinos, pajamas or khakis.

Friend: bro come to the store with me real quick.
Me: fuck I just put pajamas on now I gotta put on real pants again.
Friend: WTF are real pants. Are chinos not real pants ?
Me: jeans bro get your shit together haha

by jhaves91 May 23, 2018

punch in the pants

Going to get laid!!!

You want a punch in the pants??

by Chimperdomp Rapow January 10, 2018

pants pussy

This is when someone touches a girls pussy through their pants.

guy 1: Man do you see that hot girl over there? guy 2: I sure do. Man you aint gonna get any pussy from her. guy 1: Really cuz the other night I got some pants pussy from her. guy 2: Wow your lucky.

by jimmybomm June 13, 2020

xan pants

when a dude high off bars pants sag to their knees since they honestly don't give a shit about their pants sagging

guy 1: tell dude pick his pants up

guy 2: nah dude he off xans right now
guy 1: them shits xan pants not even sagging no more

by siptoomuch June 18, 2020

Pants purse

A scrotum, ballsack, testicle holder

A better term for a teste sac

Humorous scrotum

Man bag

"I caught my pants purse in my zipper again"

"Why us my pants purse so twisted"

"Punch me in my pants purse again and ill punch your donut hole"

by Alifeinchapters July 31, 2020

Poopy Pants

Pants you wear when you skin and eat young children.

“Lucas has his poopy pants on today, watch out.”

by Nuclear Fart 24 August 18, 2020

chinky pants

It’s not a slur but a name for a Pokémon and is totally radical because it just sounds cute

Chinky pants I choose you!

by FreakinMarley September 20, 2020