by renooner April 05, 2014
a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.
Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.
by DDDooordddy September 29, 2018
by Sliding into your CDM's February 03, 2022
When your girl gets her face down right and creates a perfect slope with her back so you nut on her back and slide down that bitch.
Guy 1 - "Yo dawg, I finally got my girl to not act like a table and slope her back right, then I gave her a fucking Jeffrey Slide."
Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
Guy 2- "Sick dawg!"
by Jayslide June 06, 2020
A softball field slathered with potatoe salad from a landscaping dump truck (macaroni salad in a pinch)
by TheRadadar July 11, 2019
When someone gets down on their knees with their face pressed against the floor, uses both hands to spread their butt cheeks and farts while someone has anal sex with them causing the air to escape out of their anus and around the penis of the penetrator causing a change in tone of the escaping flatulence the deeper the individual is penetrated.
This stupid Hoopajoop loves going to Taco Bell on his first date so he can play the Costa Rican Slide Whistle later that evening when his date takes advantage of him.
by DonkeyPuncher911 November 21, 2024
. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. but also, a complete idiot, someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance.
You are being a MAS / Slide Jawb
by RustyWallrus2 January 30, 2023