nose bukkake

The act of ingesting semen through the nose. In some instances, a small funnel will be inserted in one or both nostrils so as to catch any stray ejaculate. Another way this is accomplished is by placing the penis's opening right onto the open nostril and then ejaculating.

"We realy nose bukkaked that sorry slut. She an't gona be smelling nothin but cum for a week."

by zanman October 2, 2006

dick nose

A condition in which someone's nose, usually but not limited to a female, has increased its size due to in large part of being slapped in the face with a numerous amount of penis.

Todd: "Man, what happened to Christina's nose?"

Fred: "My dick is what happened."

dick nose

by Mr. Wright July 22, 2007

pope's nose

The fatty rump of a chicken, from whence the tail feathers come. Obviously an anti-Catholic gibe. The part that goes over the fence last.

Give the little kid the pope's nose.

by octopod May 22, 2004

empathy noise

The noise a girl makes when you hurt yourself

"awwwwwwwwwww, are you alright"

by Midex August 2, 2003

nose bukkake

Single or multiple semen ejaculations into a person's nostrils. Can be self-inflicted under certain situations.

I nose bukkake'd myself by accident.

by J-Girl Lover October 22, 2003

Does the pussy cat have a nose bleed

A woman with her period. Asking a woman if she has her period.

Why are you in such a bad mood does the Pussy cat have a nose bleed?

by Bikeman470 January 8, 2009

aardvarks nose

An uncircumcised cock.

Can you sweep the floor with that sir?

by Johnboy January 3, 2005