mud flap

Another word for tortilla. Mostly of the flour variety.

Pass me one of those "mud flaps" karen.

by B*rad August 13, 2007

Shoot Mud

The morning after diarrhea you get after a hard night of drinking.

I'm afraid to fart, I might shoot mud in my undies.

by compass303 October 12, 2009

Mud Jacket

When you're doing someone in the ass and you pull out and there's shit all over the condom.

Slutty girl- "Oooo baby, maybe later tonight you can do me in the bung hole and I can give you a mud jacket!"

Frat. boy- "Hell yeah!"

by Tony_Bennet January 11, 2011

Disco mud

The thick black, mud-like substance found late in the evening in most bars and discos that is the result of mixing cigarette ash, sweat, spilled drinks and various other dubious substances together and mixing it well with the feet of drunk students. Is one of the few substances known to man that can never be removed from clothing.

I got disco mud all over my jeans last night. Now I have to throw them out, otherwise people will know I was on my knees in the toilets.

by xerxys May 8, 2010

Mud Lite

Diarrhea that isn't exactly muddy, but getting there.

Dude I dropped some Mud Lite earlier but I ran out of toilet paper, so I wiped my ass with your diploma.

by Schmoooie February 3, 2008

Mud rub

The act of shitting on your sex partner and rubbing it all over them, and then licking it all off.

I gave Kate a Mud rub last night.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

Mud butt

The mixture of semen and fecal matter inside the anus

I busted all up inside of Rebeccas ass. Pulled my dick out and had mud butt all over it! Unforgivable.

by Robotcitizen February 24, 2015