Mouse on a Moped

The phrase used by an adult who just "farted" to convince a young child that the flatulence they just heard didn't really come from said adult.

Uncle Eddie: "PPPPFFFFFTTTTT"!!
Niece Lilly: "Uncle Eddie!!"
Uncle Eddie: "That wasn't me honey, that was a mouse on a moped!"

by Laika 2 April 29, 2015

Twat Mouse

Tampon

She's Wearing Jeans,Today... You know what that means...Her Camel toe,Caught itself a Twat Mouse ..

by Ghost1319 March 4, 2019

Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

A password to break in to mickey mouse's house

Let's break into the mickey mouse clubhouse, Meeska Mooska Mickey Mouse

by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 15, 2022

Fancy Mouse

the act of ejaculating on a mouse ( fur color doesn't matter) and then teasing it till it runs into your lover's vagina/anus

John said, "I gave Susie the ole' Fancy Mouse last night."

by AlaskanThunderFuck April 18, 2010

mouse ears

A reel-to-reel camera used in the motion picture industry.

I see mouse ears all over the place here. They must be shooting a movie!

by pentozali April 9, 2006

Random Mouse Zoom

When you're on a laptop and you try to move the mouse on the pad and it randomly zooms the fucking thing to like 200% zoom.

Trying to read something on your laptop and it does a random mouse zoom and you can't read the fucking thing.

by Carl Junior Burgers January 16, 2014

Mickey Mouse

A mascot of disney.

Mickey mouse says ''Grass is a type of plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. Their appearance as a common plant was in the mid-Cretaceous period. There are 12,0'-'

by Stella2763 August 12, 2025