Sober as a moose

Like completely sober. No substances in the body

“Yo bro are you drunk or something?”
“nah bro I’m sober as a moose”

by Eckerdislit53 November 21, 2020

James Moose

James moose is the greatest person to ever exist, he is literally god and if he must he will smite us all

James Moose just burned down the empire state building in a fit of rage

by Ducko_YT November 26, 2020

Moose

Another word for cunt.

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!

by nos_april February 17, 2020

four legged moose

When you’re railing her from behind wisconsin wheelbarrow style but she’s making moose noises while getting pounded

She asked what the four legged moose and in just five minutes she was making moose noises!

by Jake #1 March 8, 2020

moose

a propa gimp that likes little kiddies

look at deran what a moose

by Mikehunt2019 March 17, 2020

Moose

A way of describing a Canadian who is less then stellar looking

Egad hoser! You need some plastic surgery because you are a straight moose....eh

by Metallicajunkie May 1, 2020

Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose

Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020