Muff Fluff

Refers to the pubic hair of a female.

john: "dude, would you bang sarah?"
Jake: "no fucking way! i hear she has major muff fluff- that shit is nasty"

"i need to wax my muff fluff"

by AWSHITMATE August 31, 2010

muff cage

being locked in a room with a lot of muff cabbage

Guy 1: Dude, I was stuck in a muff cage last night
Guy 2: Gross, dude

by Einstein25 October 21, 2010

Muff Tumbling

When two women rub their vaginas together for sexual pleasure. A synonym for "Scissoring".

"Dude, I went to this party the other day and there were these hotties muff tumbling in the living room. Shit was cash!"

by Red0991 September 29, 2012

muffalo wing

When you eat spicy wings and forget to wash your hands only to later finger your girlfriend, and the dried hot sauce burns your girl's muff so severely that she accuses you of cheating and giving her an STD. From "The League."

My girl's still pissed off because of last week's "muffalo wing" incident...

by The Super-Polite Rapist January 8, 2016

muff squirt

When your muffin(vagina) squirts.

Oh! I'm about to muff squirt!

by Muff squirt expert August 12, 2017

Muff cabbage Mommy

A women who does not know how to properly order a screen protector and makes her child do it for her. once realizing the name on the package the screen protector comes in says muffcabage mommy, her child loses all internet privileges for good.

The Muff cabbage Mommy was upset when she realized her muff was very cabbage like.

by silent bob! October 25, 2018

bum muff

The muff which surrounds the anal regions of ones anus.

1 My god that is one heck of a lot of bum muff you got there bruv!
2 Your mum eats my bum muff bruv

by cumbubble June 11, 2006