meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.

Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018

Meat Koozie

Another word for the pubic area of a females anatomy that helps to keep a gentleman's member nice and insulated during intercourse.

My sister's friend showed me her Meat Koozie and it reminded me of an old catchers mit.

by That'sWhat SheSaid(7508) July 31, 2008

Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

commercial meat

Term of an endearment for the person that you ignore while watching your favorite shows. The only attention given is during commercial breaks.

Girl: "Hey babe! Love you! You're my little shmuckers. What are you doing at the computer? I can't believe this chick on tv...she's a mess. You there, babe? I need to see what happens next week cuz these people are crazy. We can watch it together!

Guy: "I'm just your commercial meat...I know your games. I haven't heard anything from you for like 15 minutes and now I'm getting a concentrated blast of attention that's almost too overwhelming."

by TallCan211 December 13, 2009

Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.

I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

Meat Brush

When a certain male appendage is rubbed against a female in close spaces when passing by each other.

Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.

In a crowded bar setting, often a male will be trying to get to the bar: As he passes by a group of females, he will 'rub' against them ( 'Excuse me' ) and give them the Meat Brush.

In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.

by meatbrush February 22, 2011

Father Meat

Father Meat was an enemy to Mr. Goggins and Steve. being an absolute pile of tumors and testicles, he attepmted to fight them single handed but failed, man literally got his booty cheeks violated. He eventually went to Jaydoni to help him get stronger. Not much is known after this other than he got molested by Jaydoni.

Father Meat was a pretty weak enemy (He smelled like dick)

by Pewpew bumblesnatch May 16, 2022