Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

by Phone Pirate Smitty November 13, 2007

ladebot

Did you mean Lamebot?
Slow, illiterate, glitchy and the maker will dox you if you complain.

Person 1: I ordered some new Ladebots 6 months ago, should get them this week.
Person2: You mean Lamebots? Everyone else delivers the same week, and their bots actually work.

by AntiBots August 4, 2018

Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.

Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.

by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009

ladies

look at jugs

Look at me ladies u want some of me ladies?

by ? January 30, 2003

ladies man

A person who gets all the guys

Jessica has become quite the ladies man since she moved to Texas. She gets all the guys.

by george nickels March 28, 2010

Chutes and Ladders

Put something long and straight, like a ladder, in your partner, and then have them hump a laundry chute.

Bob took a plastic toy ladder and stuck it in Mary, and then she walked over to the laundry chute and started humping it.

by Meredith and Krista December 18, 2003

ladies man

Jek.

Jek is a girls name and oftenly mistaken with jerk.

Ladies man: "Hii"

Others: " Ewww its jerk, i mean jek, run away!!"

by therainbowdash May 25, 2014