Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.
by Acollectionofpeople October 12, 2009
Get the Long Island Balloon mug.okay listen...i live on the south shore of staten island. i am not a wigger,i am half hispanic, i am not rich by ANY means, i work as hard as my parents to support the family, i do not hav a nextel or valor suit, i do not drive a lexus, i do not live on toadt hill, my mom drives a crappy toyota corolla with 1 hub cap, and i do not wax my eyebrows or get a tan everyday. thank you.
north shore asshole#1- dont u hate those wigga bitches in south shore of staten island?
north shore asshole#2- yea they all lil rich russians and italians..
north shore asshole#2- yea they all lil rich russians and italians..
by -N.y.C- August 4, 2006
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A muslim Islam-dunked me when he sold me a non-functioning toy plane hence it collided to a pair of pine trees.
by skip_to_my_poo_ May 25, 2009
Get the ISLAM-dunked mug.Island that extends from Queens to Suffolk County. Covers a large area of multicultural mixes. Suffolk County contains more than just the Hamptons and is not all rich or all poor. It is south and east of NYC. Although two parts of NYC are on the island the whole island is not part of the city. That is like saying Disneyworld is all of Forida, or Boston is the only city in MA.
However it does have the world's Biggest parking lot commonly known as the LIE.
Also some LIers are from NYC but not all and all LIers are New Yorkers.
However it does have the world's Biggest parking lot commonly known as the LIE.
Also some LIers are from NYC but not all and all LIers are New Yorkers.
1: Oh where are you from?
2: Long Island
1: Isn't it dangerous there in the city?
2: I wouldn't know I'm from Suffolk County.
1: Oh the Hamptons.
2: No they are an hour away.
1: Oh. Where are you?
2: Here.
1: Never heard of it.
2: Well it is part of Long Island.
2: Long Island
1: Isn't it dangerous there in the city?
2: I wouldn't know I'm from Suffolk County.
1: Oh the Hamptons.
2: No they are an hour away.
1: Oh. Where are you?
2: Here.
1: Never heard of it.
2: Well it is part of Long Island.
by Island Guy November 9, 2008
Get the Long Island mug.A city now in SW Florida where 99.9% of the inhabitants are over the age of 90 but still think they can drive. Also a good place to go if you are between the ages of 14-21 and would like to get harassed by both the locals and local police force alike. Tourist girls that are cute and between the ages of 15-18 are more than welcome and please bring friends
Oh my gosh mom Marco Island is chop full of old people!!
Marco island is just another large retirement home
I love Marco Island
Marco island is just another large retirement home
I love Marco Island
by Marco Local KJR August 9, 2009
Get the Marco Island mug.Rhode Island College (RIC) is the mainly girl college that is known for an exceptional education major. Absolutely great school for a guy because the girls wear jeans/short skirts, tank tops, and flip flops. URI guys are very jealous.
URI guy: Hey where do you go to school?
RIC guy: Rhode Island College
URI guy: Damn your lucky! I know like 80 fine ass chicks that go there
RIC guy: Rhode Island College
URI guy: Damn your lucky! I know like 80 fine ass chicks that go there
by Silent Spectre February 12, 2006
Get the rhode island college mug.noun: A monotheistic religion founded by the prophet Mohammad in the 600's. It Means "submission", referring to sumbission to the will of Allah, the supreme deity of Islam. Followers are called Muslims. Their holy book is called the Koran, Kuran, Qu'ran, or Qu'raan. Their holy city is Mecca, located in the Middle East. Important figures in Islamic history and theology include Mohammad, Khadija, Fatimah, Ali Ibn Abu Talib, Abu Bakr, Emperor Akbar, Emperor Shah Jahan, Queen Mumtaz, and many others that I am not aware of. True Muslims are expected to pray in the direction of Mecca five times a day, follow the month-long partial fast of Ramadan as well as other cultural festivals and fasts, and not worship any other gods except Allah.
OPINION: I know many Muslims and they are all free-thinking, secular, and wonderful people, BUT it cannot be denied that some of the most powerful figures of the religion are cruel and vindictive - therefore the faith gets negative attention from the media - attention that is well-deserved, but simply should be redirected to the individuals and groups that choose to interpret Islam in a horrible way. And others here need to get off their high horse and realize that Islam DOES have flaws, just like any other religion, and DOES leave room to be interpreted in a violent way. Even if they are "0.01%" of your population, accept that the majority of terrorism comes from Islamic fundamentalists. How about this: We promise not to judge you all as a group if you promise to take a stand against your misguided brothers with us.
OPINION: I know many Muslims and they are all free-thinking, secular, and wonderful people, BUT it cannot be denied that some of the most powerful figures of the religion are cruel and vindictive - therefore the faith gets negative attention from the media - attention that is well-deserved, but simply should be redirected to the individuals and groups that choose to interpret Islam in a horrible way. And others here need to get off their high horse and realize that Islam DOES have flaws, just like any other religion, and DOES leave room to be interpreted in a violent way. Even if they are "0.01%" of your population, accept that the majority of terrorism comes from Islamic fundamentalists. How about this: We promise not to judge you all as a group if you promise to take a stand against your misguided brothers with us.
by No one really cares August 9, 2008
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