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illithid

the formal name for a Mindflayer, an androgenous humanoid with great psionic ability and a tentacled face. the Illithids diet consists almost exclusively of sentient being's brains
last night playing D&D we were nearly killed by an Illithid
by Yog Sothoth April 13, 2005
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autoical illusion

When your going to park in a parking lot and you think you see a good parking spot, but in reality it is just a big car blocking a little car.
ryan: shweet im so hungry for stir crazy theres a good parking space close thats crazy

cory: nice im hungry too

ryan: oh shit its just a gay smart car behind a gmc hybrid

cory: damn thats an autoical illusion if ive ever seen one and i have

ryan: "cunt crunk tree for life"
by Charles Ancum May 25, 2010
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Illegal

1. Something that is just not okay.
2. When an otherwise mentally sound person does something inconceivably retarded.
3. A person whos social ineptitude is rarely paralleled.
4. A person who wears socks and sandals and believes there is nothing wrong with it.
Jake's reverse mullet is entirely illegal.
by Josh O'Neill May 29, 2007
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Illini Media

n.
The independent media company that is not affiliated with the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign, but is in charge of the student radio station, the Daily Illini, and the yearbook, the Illio.
I'm going to work for the Daily Illini so it will look good on my journalism resume.
by cpsmath October 31, 2004
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optical illusion girlfriend

a girl who is very good looking to the guy who is currently dating her - but quite ugly when seen by other guys. The guy dating this girl can see one way of the "optical illusion", but other guys see the opposite.

popularized by the collegehumor video of the same name.
A Conversation:

Jim: Dude, your girlfriend is so ugly!

Dave: What do you mean?

Jim: I mean she's not attractive at all.

Dave: F*%^ that man, I think she's gorgeous.

Jim: Whatever, she's an optical illusion.

6 MONTHS LATER - POST BREAKUP

Dave: I see what you mean, Jim. I can see the other side of it now. She was definitely an optical illusion girlfriend.

Jim: For real.
by epausti February 21, 2011
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Carterville Illinois

A small town that thinks it's a city. Residents tend to talk big and do nothing. The few usefull people of the area are made to carry the weight of the ignorant majority.
What is frequentlly said by people about carterville Illinois

I moved here to go to John A Logan, and got sucked dry.

I came here to go to SIU, and got stuck.

I am from Carterville, and love not living there anymore.
by indiartist March 9, 2011
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Galesburg Illinois

A town full of teenage pregnancy, meth heads, and the wannabe from Chicago people.
I am from Galesburg Illinois, so pretty much Chicago.
by Hoedy January 20, 2021
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