Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009

hooker

prostitute

that hooker is you mom

by british kid September 19, 2003

red hook

A little town in semi-upstate ny with 4 stoplights, but with a lot of neighboring towns/cities for finding stuff to do. When you live there your whole life you can't wait to get out...but then once your gone, you miss it...a lot.

I'm from Red Hook, NY...upstate, not in Brooklyn.

by mbcolgal May 1, 2006

hook a sista up

A modern term used to express the need or want of something that one, most commonly a girl used in this manner, cannot get on their own;
therefor needing someone else to get it for them.

female- "hook a sista up wit some green."

by emmmmyyyyyyyyyyyy December 6, 2006

Hooka

N. (Who-cah)

Large bong with many hoses, for large parties of stoners.

Load with what you would load a normal bong with.

Not legal in al 50 states.

Dude, have you ever tried two Hooka hoses at once?

by Mingebag February 7, 2006

Hooked

To have hooked up with someone. You can also "hook" or be hooking with someone.

Last night Joey Freeman and I hooked.

by trees4life201111 March 14, 2011

hook a right

to make a sharp right turn while while driving.

when giving directions:
"Hook a right onto Cleveland, then go 3 miles..."

by Kristin March 14, 2004