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happy holidays

A phrase made by stupid people trying to be politicly correct, which drives a further gap between races, and religions, classes, etc.
"Happy Holidays" banners in stores should be changed, into a different banner for every holiday. "Merry Christmas!" "Happy Hanukka!" "Joyus Kwanzaa!" "Have a Rockin' Ramadon!", and whatever else I may be forgetting
by Fantastic Dan December 28, 2005
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Happy ending massage

A massage that ends in sexual contact and orgasm.
Yesterday I went to got a message and it ended up being a happy ending massage that we both enjoyed sex blowjob handjob
by IDRGAFSYCSMD September 7, 2016
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Haley

A person of the female race who falls under any or all of these catgories:

1. a very absent-minded person who just "isn't there" all the time
2. someone who cannot listen to anything but an ipod without getting confused.
3. a person who often is told (jokingly) that they have a.d.d. due to the fact that they have no attention span
5. is very short
6. often a music geek/drama geek
7. known to have so many inside jokes that they often forget which ones are from which friends
your so haley you can barely see over the steering wheel
by ur best-y January 4, 2008
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happy hour

Time when you go to the bar and drinks are half off. Time when most cheap people get fucked up.
Also see crunk
i was so messed up after happy hour i went out went down on the guy with the manboobs!
by honest October 14, 2003
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Happy Fireman

A Happy Fireman is a a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.
Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.
by EmilyAnne716 May 23, 2008
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happycore

A type of music with high BPM and happy vocals and/or sounds. Mixed by DJs at Raves. UNDERGROUND!
by Brandon December 10, 2003
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happy cup

Located near the bus loop at glen, happy cup is one of the best places to hang x. It sells bubble tea and blended ice drinks as well as pancakes. (it is an asian shop)

(happy cup can be located at locations other then glen)
person.1: where do u want to meet?
person.2: happy cup! xD
by random.tb December 14, 2008
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