shmolly dong

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...

Dude. She definitely wants the Shmolly dong.

by Thediddly21 May 31, 2016

Konky Dong

Donkey Kong's large, abnormal penis.

Phrase originated from Luigi's Ballad- Starbomb.

Donkey Kong, that's a nice Konky Dong you got right there.

I'll kick that Donkey Kong right in his Konky Dong! -Starbomb

by T0mBoi May 22, 2016

saggy dong

The man the myth the legend who wears tight pajama pants that define the lines of his penis, hence the name saggy dong.

"Senior saggy dong sold me some crack last ween behind Walmart "

by Duck pickle May 10, 2016

Large Donger

A rather big male genitalia in both length and girth.

Emilio: Wow, that's a large donger!!
Nick: Thanks Emilio, I knew you would like it!

by Danjpeg423 October 17, 2016

fuck dong

1) NOUN -A person who's personality or behavior resembles that of a curved erect penis.

2) NOUN -Someone who acts like a chode or douchebag, usually to compensate for their inability to become completely straight during erections.

Chase was such a fuck dong last night. It was like having sex with a vacuum cleaner handle.

by Moist Water February 14, 2017

Bao Dong

This is a Vietnamese word that loosely translates to "It's Lit"

Pronounced "BOW DONG" if you're a true american

YOO bao dong brooo! We have to go to Sky36 right now!! TV GAMING GAMING said there were strippers .... so obviously it's going to be a great night!

by Ba Na Hills November 22, 2017

Puckered Donga

A shriveled penis; a penis that has aged for at least 70 years; a person acting like a cranky old ass; to be used with a twat waffle

1. You are such a puckered donga. 2. Stick that puckered donga in that twat waffle.

by Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki December 1, 2017