Canadian Lollipop 

The act of covering your penis with maple syrup and having your significant other suck it off.

Josh: Hey Riley, how'd your date go last night?
Riley: Awesome, she told me she was from Canada so I gave her a Canadian Lollipop.

Canadian Lollipop by Blue Cunt February 15, 2018

Canadian Shit-Snitch 

A person who hangs out at truck stops and reports you to the authorities for letting your dog defecate in the parking lot.

Paul: "I'm calling the police on that truck driver. He let his dog shit in the parking lot and that's not cool."
Nick: "Don't be such a Canadian Shit-Snitch."

Canadian Shit-Snitch by Ballsnatcher June 4, 2018

Canadian History 

A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.

"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"

Canadian History by TripGuide February 5, 2010

canadian army 

totalling 3 awfully tricky tanks and a set of barbie wheels, these baked-potato throwing canucks prove to be quite annoying when attacking your clubhouse

- oh my god the canadian army is attacking us!
- really?

canadian army by kevin May 1, 2006

Canadian Armed Forces 

The collective defense systems of the proud nation of Canada. The Army is a mountie, the Air force is the same mountie on a pegasus, and the navy is the same mountie on a seahorse.

Look out! the Canadian armed forces are coming. Wait! why am I running?

Canadian Armed Forces by I'm Canadian, so it's okay, but none of you can laugh except other Canucks! May 20, 2004

canadian death match 

a gimmick match in pro wrestling

two pro wrestlers fight it out until one wrestler is knocked unconcious or physically unable to continue

also known as a "last man standing match"

i wanna see chris benoit and lance storm in a canadian death match

canadian death match by Super Guy March 22, 2004

Canadian Mah-Fah 

Slang for the hardware/homeware/automobile/outdoors store Canadian Tire, as popularized in "Trailer Park Boys"

"Common Julian, you sayin' you can't send someone with 2 bucks to the Canadian Mah-Fah to get a new ball?!"

Canadian Mah-Fah by SylverDraegon August 4, 2009