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Canadian History

A rather obscure and masturbatory sexual act popular in certain regions of rural Canada, in which a man (or woman) fills the Stanley Cup with cocaine and crushed ecstasy pills, snorts it all, and then immediately attempts to insert a pair of moose antlers into as many orifices in his (or her) body as possible, using maple syrup for lubrication.

"Dude, did you see that internet video of Stephen Colbert doing some Canadian History? It was so bloody!"
"I'm so horny, even some Canadian History sounds hot!"

by TripGuide February 5, 2010