Caleb

Just a Dad on the Internet

Random gamer: yo george where that’s older guy we play with?
Georgewakenbake5: you mean Caleb? He’s in his twenties.

Random gamer: what? Are you serious? Twenties??
Georgewakenbake5: Yeah, he’s just a dad on the internet

by George wakenbake June 4, 2020

Caleb Sattais

Caleb Sattais is the definition of a very VERY cool individual and everybody aspires to be just like him.

person 1: Jeez, Caleb Sattais is the coolest!

person 2: yea, I want to be just like him.

by Gerald Corsbey March 28, 2019

caleb depression

The feeling you get when you think of Caleb McLaughlin. And how successful he has become. Side effects: screaming,crying,a urge to just hug him. A uwu feeling

These tiktoks of Caleb are giving me caleb depression

by Caleb McLaughlin January 2, 2021

caleb roberson

A piece of shit who lives in Alabama and kisses his cousins on the mouth while simultaneously sucking off Donald Trump and finger-banging Mike Pence. Likes long walks on the beach and talking about unborn fetuses.

"Oh, that guy is such a Caleb Roberson. Don't be like that guy."

by dxdxp December 22, 2016

Caleb

Caleb is a rootin’, tootin’ republican. He has 15 guns and a dead turtle’s head in his room. He doesn’t know how to speak so if he disagrees with you he just uses pure force, normally in the way of hitting you with a book.

Some people think Caleb will kill someone without motive, but I think he’ll wait until he disagrees with someone.

Eden: did u see Caleb he smacked that small child with a book
Will: yeah he’s dead

by Intheaeroplane December 3, 2020

caleb ireson

a big obnoxious puss sucker.
doesnt know how to act.

you are such a caleb ireson.
stop being a caleb ireson.

by northsidefr July 13, 2023

Caleb Adefris

Caleb at first seems to be the most mysterious and intimidating man. One may assume he's used to attention because of how he carries himself so nonchalant. Though true, Caleb unpeeled is one of the greatest mysteries to be solved. He's tall and towering with patience and love. He always gives the best hugs and kisses. You may remember him for his cardigans or iconic sunglasses but he is never shady. He hates drama. He is literally the most undramatic man ever. However, when he loves you, he will put himself in uncomfortable situations for you and your justifications of it being for the greater good. Sometimes you may catch yourself deep in thought studying Caleb because of something he says, the way he blinks, his facial expressions, and ultimately just because you realize the love and appreciation you have. Everything trivial that seems purposeless begins to have meaning to the point where it's overwhelming. Kissing him fills your heart and holding him for what is forever seems to fly by. Though normally independent, he makes sure you can depend. He is always there for you with the proper advice and rational answer. Caleb is a security blanket, making the uncomfiest of places your home. Caleb has a birthmark on his right eye reminding you that he is in fact real and not the greatest dream. The more you get to know Caleb and spend time with him the more you realize the profound admiration you have for his soul, cute smile, squeezable nose, pouty lips, etc.

Do you know Caleb Adefris? The most famous novelist, model, film writer, director, and pilot ever?

Yes that's my idol... slay king

by jeonghan January 24, 2023