Nothing burger scenario

A nothing burger or a nothing burger scenario is a though,object,person or scenario is so ridiculous that its almost meaningless like a nothing burger. It means nothing

Man the though of micheal jackson releasing a new song is so nothing burger scenario

Nothing burger scenario by daboiisready July 29, 2023

Smashed Burgers

N.
When you go to your friend’s apartment to grill some burgers and end up smashing some cheeks instead.

“What ingredients did you use on your burgers?”
“Buttered buns… Smashed Burgers… mayo”
"I hope you two had fun"

Smashed Burgers by ManicPixieDreamBoy August 15, 2023

Dirty Aussie Double Beef Burger 

Similar to the "Dirty Aussie Beef Burger", the Dirty Aussie Double Beef Burger (D.A.D.B.B.) is male on male. It is the sex act of both men acquiring boners, tucking it between the legs and inserting it into each others asses while in the doggy-style position.

DUDE! Is that two goats fucking each other in the ass?

No man, that's a “Dirty Aussie Double Beef Burger”

Dirty Aussie Double Beef Burger by T-Sim J. December 9, 2011

get your burger out 

Originally, this expression was meant to denote one figuratively brandishing their genitalia in an effort to convey their excitement. Paradoxically, the genesis of this expression was almost responsible for the demise of it. "Get your burger out" was an abysmal and awkward failure at launch, partly because it's kind of not that funny but mostly because it was tyrannically thrusted upon the public lexicon. Furthermore, one could hardly ignore the contrivance of how forced this expression was when it was supposed to define a bit of spontaneity.

Peter: "Just scored some tickets to the all cat opera! Get your burger out!"

Amanda: "What do hamburgers have to do with anything?"

get your burger out by dullhypothesis November 6, 2013

uh a burger? 

When you're high and went to Starbucks for no reason and said: "uh, a burger?"

A cashier at Starbucks. "what can I get you?" High person. "uh a burger?'

uh a burger? by burgers please June 6, 2018

tore a burger 

When you are having anal sex (predominately applied to man-on-man intercourse) and the size of your penis causes the person's rectum to tear and start bleeding, like when the juices of a rarely cooked burger leaks out between two buns.

Paul: Hey Don, I heard you hooked up with Jake the other day. Y'all gonna see each other again?

Don: Nah, things got too hot and heavy and let's just say I tore a burger. Things got awkward, and now that kid ain't returning mah phone calls.

Paul: Damn brah. That's why you lube up son!

tore a burger by AJKazooie August 25, 2019

Patented Dick Burger 

The art of making your dick look like a hamburger by using your floppy aardvark as the meat and his twin hickory nuts as the bun. It's patented. Make your own.

"Dude my wife was being such a negative Nancy the other night so I hit her with that patented dick burger and she's all good now!"

Patented Dick Burger by Pangefous52 August 29, 2019